At this point I’m literally just pissing coffee. PGP.

I see why the last guy quit. PGP.

Apparently the airport bar doesn’t qualify as an approved expense. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Pushing the limits of low fuel. PGP.

Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.

Subscribing to GQ but not having the money to afford anything in it. PGP.

Weight gain after conferences or travel. PGP.

Never putting away laundry right after it’s done. PGP.

Handling the stress of working 8 to 6, and then coming home to your parents. PGP.