This shirt was supposed to be wrinkle free. It is wrinkled. Very wrinkled. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

Working hard all day…to make sure your fantasy lineup is set just right. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.

She’s office hot. PGP.

Mouthing “I have to take this” while pointing down at your phone in the middle of a meeting, then heading down the hallway where you can review the trade offer your buddy just made you in fantasy football. PGP.

Waiting to get a haircut until your next paycheck. PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.

That extra hop in your step around the office because you got the win in fantasy football. PGP.