The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.

Showing upper management how to use the internet. PGP.

I think the other burners on my stove are jealous of front-left. PGP.

Mandatory company issued cell phone holster. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.

My alma-mater has switched conferences since I was in school. PGP.

Living vicariously through TFM. PGP.