My boss just did a very loud Hitler impression in the middle of the office. PGP.

If you’re ridiculously busy and your day still drags, that’s when you know you truly hate your job. PGP.

Buying a plant for your cubicle because you heard it helps with depression. PGP.

Scoping out attractive drivers on your morning commute. PGP.

Just had an hour-long conversation with my mom…and I liked it. PGP.

Coffee for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch, beer for supper. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.

Getting passive-aggressive comments about not contributing to the break room/party fund. PGP.

They still haven’t approved my vacation time. PGP.

An overweight coworker telling you that your lunch is unhealthy. PGP.