I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP

The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP