Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.

Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.

I’ve been hungover while being ghosted on the past two days. This is what mental death feels like.

Being afraid to ask your boss a question because you’re pretty sure you should already know the answer. PGP.

Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

I hate staying out until closing time. PGP.

My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

Not telling people I still have a perfect bracket in fear of being “that guy.”

Getting upset because your favorite candle was discontinued #PGP