My favorite Chipotle order gave me instant heartburn today.

Being the only human in a meeting of 100+ people who is under the age of 35.

Great, I’ll circle back shortly.

The number one item on my Christmas wish list is a vacuum #PGP

Do all the work but receive no glory

Got my first Save the Date magnet. PGP

You know you’re in deep shit when the boss identifies a problem that you created, then asks your superior to solve it instead of asking you. PGP.