Redownloading the Bumble and Tinder apps. PGP.

Making all your meals for the week on one day is exhausting. PGP.

The woman next to me brought fucking spaghettios and is eating them at 8 a.m. I’m going to throw up. PGP.

Getting ghosted on Valentine’s weekend. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

The anxiety that hits when you enter a coworker’s office and they say “Close the door.” PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

I want to catch them all but I can’t afford the data charges. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.