Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

Actually liking your tinder date. PGP.

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

Never wanting to go to Sunday brunch again because two day hangovers are very real. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

“Rough night last night?” PGP.