Shopping online for golf clubs at work. Googled ‘Dicks’ and had a mini heart attack. PGP.

**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

Accidentally matching outfits. PGP.

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.