It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care….

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Having to bring your laptop while on vacation to do work. PGP.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

My dad is the only person who “liked” my experience update on LinkedIn.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.