I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.

My date didn’t want to come home with me, but she endorsed me on LinkedIn. So I wouldn’t count it as a total loss. PGP.

The guy without a college degree making twice as much as me. PGP.

No Bill Simmons mailbag this week. PGP.

Not being able to afford ESPN Insider. PGP.

I need to get new friends, but I won’t. PGP.

A girl from Tinder just found me on LinkedIn. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

My company’s life insurance policy makes me worth more dead than alive. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.