Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

Keeping an organized desk apparently means I don’t have “enough work to do,” so now I just leave it a mess. PGP.

1: “Let’s circle back and touch base on Monday to get these deliverables in to the client by COB. Can you set up a conference call?” 2: “Fuck you.” PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.

Your boss openly admitting that he forgets about you sometimes. PGP.