Went to an ice cream social at work. Didn’t say a word to anyone. PGP.

Considering a move down south after seeing the talent at the Dallas office. PGPM. Realizing you can’t afford Dallas. PGP.

Making fun of my manager with my senior manager. PGPM.

Just watched my boss get swindled by a smoking hot sales rep. PGP.

Lying that you’re younger to girls at the bar, and lying that you’re older at client meetings. PGP.

Can officially cross being catfished off the list. PGP.

Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.

Counting down to a three paycheck month, so you can put it all towards your student loans. PGP.

My most interested online dating prospect has no license and needs a place to live since he currently resides with his ex. PGP.

“This online training will take approximately one hour to complete.” Bet I can make it two. PGP.