Work Christmas party is a cash bar. PGP.
“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.
Secretly hoping the plastic bottle vodka gag gift makes it around to you in the company gift exchange. PGP.
My boyfriend still pisses the bed when he’s drunk. PGP.
My girlfriend won’t even let me watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. PGP.
Your girlfriend wearing sweatpants to watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. PGP.
Everything gives me heartburn. PGP.
Spot on. (Also, be warned, there’s some NSFW language.)
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