Had a dream this morning that I got up, showered, and went to work. PGP

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

Setting up fake conference calls so I don’t have to interact with my cubicle mates

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP