Hourly-level responsibility, mid-management level pay. PGP.

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Can’t wait to have Friday off so I can check out the 3 for 1 sale at Jos. A. Bank. PGP

Boss gave me a sit-down for cruising Drudge Report during a conference call.

My piss is always dark yellow. PGP

Ordering the full rack of ribs at lunch. PGPM.

The only other single girl my age in the office has a kid. PGP

Rejected from an internal job. Feedback suggested I read a self help book on “how to sell”. PGP

Hooked up with a coworker on Saturday night. So, now I get to deal with that today. PGP.

“I’m not getting married until everybody can get married.”