I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

And just like that, all the hot interns are back at school

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

I took my adderall too late. PCP

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

8:30am power shit. PGP.

Deciding to postpone your shopping trip upon recognizing a former high school classmate’s car in the parking lot. PGP.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

Needing an older coworker show me how to use the fax machine. PGP