Sitting in a pointless meeting about getting rid of pointless meetings. How is this real.

Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

I find myself getting to bars earlier and earlier to avoid crowds. PGP

If the job won’t kill you then the commute will. PGP.

The day after you try reliving your undergrad days during game day. PGP.

The sun caused me to get into a wreck this morning because I’m too fucking cheap to afford new sunglasses. PGP

Being asked to put in an email what is specifically in the attached PDF. PGP.

“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP