My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Had a dream that I slept past my alarm. Woke up to find it wasn’t a dream. PGP

Taking the stairs because you’re trying to live healthier, then trying to hide how out of breath you are when you get into the office. PGP

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Either join a gym or attend AA. Those are my options right now.

I don’t like the new Google logo. PGP.

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Getting a second job because I am incapable of having hobbies. PGP

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.