ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.

Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.

What did people do before excel?

I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP

Pissing as loud as possible to let everyone in the bathroom know you probably have a big dick. PGPM

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP

Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.

Being too tired at the end of the work day to look for a new job. PGP.

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while