All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.

Holy fuck, I’m still drunk!

What the hell is Microsoft Access and why did I agree to do this?

Waking up and having to poop at home and not the office. PGP.

High deductible HSA. PGP.

Uber small talk. PGP.

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

I’m so tired of sucking in my gut to keep people from knowing I’m gaining weight. PGP.

Debating the professional consequences of not attend the office holiday party