Being the only human in a meeting of 100+ people who is under the age of 35.

The constant fear I will poop on my shirt tail

It’s going to be a long road to getting back in shape. PGP.

Springsteen’s “Glory Days” becoming all too real. PGP.

I’m still hungover from NYE. PGP.

My girlfriend won’t wear the Star Wars lingerie I bought her. PGP

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.