After adding a picture to my LinkedIn profile, I woke up to 4 requests to connect, all guys. One was at 2:15am from a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago. Professional Networking? PGP.

I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.

Let’s have a moment of silence for all the men planning to “put a ring on it” this month. PGP.

Being too tired to have sex. PGP. Doing it anyway because you stayed the night and don’t want her to think you’ve transitioned into legitimately dating. PGP.

Explaining your Fantasy Football team name on the first date.

“How was your Thanksgiving…” – EVERYONEPGP

The ads on my Facebook have started suggesting alcohol treatment centers.

Everyone please stop endorsing me for “social media” on LinkedIn. PGP.

Got assigned my first solo business trip. Got cancelled because I’m not old enough to rent a car. PGP.