Actually falling asleep during sex. PGP

The only items in my fridge are condiments and beer.

Listening to George Carlin at work. PGPM

Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)

Getting moved from salary to hourly.

Always choosing wrong on your morning commute. PGP

New to the office. Nobody told me about casual Friday. PGP.