I just said, “Last time I saw you, you were this big.” PGP.
Considering putting a “13.1” bumper sticker on your car just so people think you do more than eat pizza. PGP.
Fantasizing about sternly asking your micromanaging supervisor, “Just what exactly do you do around here?” PGP.
Walked a 5K. PGP.
Drinking responsibly. PGP.
Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.
My life is way more Peter Gibbons than Jordan Belfort. PGP.
Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.