The constant debate between staying with the company for growth opportunities or leaving and making more money elsewhere. PGP.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.

My boss handed me his iPad with a sticky note on it that read: “Broken.” Turns out he didn’t charge it. PGP.

My job is basically to get yelled at all day for things that were in no way my fault. PGP.

“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

Receiving unsolicited advice about your non-existent love life from friends who are in relationships. PGP.

Actually having to check the expiration date on condoms before using them. PGP.

My mind is so far away from work that I’m bordering on an out-of-body experience. PGP.