Awkwardly waiting in line at the water cooler as the office fitness freak fills up her 30 gallon water bottle. PGP.

Answering the phone with a fake accent to make your day just a little more interesting. PGP.

Swishing black coffee in your mouth like it’s some sort of caffeinated mouthwash. PGP.

If someone uses the Keurig and neglects to refill the water one more time, I am going to lose my FUCKING MIND. PGP.

“She has a kid now? I remember when we partied with her in college.” PGP.

When your chair gets upgraded, it feels like a promotion. PGP.

Assuming that one day of bringing your lunch makes up for a month of fast food. PGP.

My alma mater changed its logo. PGP.