Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.

Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Having to fake laugh at a chain email an older coworker includes you on. PGP.

The looks of pity you get when someone catches you making a PB&J in the kitchen. PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.