Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

Just got back from lunch, already hungry. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

Slowly deleting your social media accounts due to their triviality. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

The last time I blacked out was on leg day. PGP.