Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

Identifying with George Costanza. PGP.

1: “I have a case of the Mondays.” 2: “No, you have that every single day.” PGP.

A summer consisting of emails, phone calls and spreadsheets instead of beer, babes and beaches. PGP.

Wedding reception koozies slowly replacing your college koozies. PGP.

Sacrificing now to be successful later. PGP.

May 5th used to be about tequila and day drinking. Now it just means four more days till Friday. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

Going to the driving range in preparation of company golf day, because you haven’t played since last year’s company golf day. PGP.