People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.

Celebrating your 5-year anniversary at a company you originally considered a short-term stepping stone. PGP.

Tinder is in the “Games” folder on my iPhone, and that’s exactly where it should be. PGP.

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.

This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done today was download the PGP app. PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.