Big middle finger to whoever just heated up fish in the kitchen microwave. PGP.
The daily “woke up too late to make breakfast” and “too tired after work to cook dinner” fast food runs. PGP.
My boss casually brought up his mental health issues during a meeting today. PGP.
College = shower beer. Postgrad = shower coffee. PGP.
Highlight of my day was bringing up my groceries in one trip. PGP
Telling coworkers that you’ll have drinks with them later tonight, then hoping and praying that they decide against going out.
Friends with benefits now means my friends have health insurance and a 401k. #PGP
Actually having to clean your place before having a girl over. PGP
“Would you like to add guacamole, it costs $1.99 extra?””No thanks, I have to save up for a car, a house, grad school, a ring, a wedding, and retirement.”
Sometimes I just sit in my car and scream. PGP.