It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

Spending the last hour scrambling to make your day look productive. PGP

Being bored and still refusing to work. PGP

I told my boss I gave up working after lunch for Lent PGP.

The boss’s motivational speech working for half an hour before you’re back to surfing the internet. PGP.

The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

Doublethink- Fully understanding you are lazy and replaceable. Yet, firmly believing you deserve a raise and bonus. PGP

“Sort by price: low – high”

My boss quotes himself in his email signature

For Lent, I’m giving up. Like in general, just giving up. PGP.