Being an intern at 23. PGP.

First thing I do at work in the morning is countdown the hours until lunch. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

Went to bed last night with a smile on my face thinking about the coffee I would have this morning. PGP.

It’s New Year’s Eve and all I want to do is stay in, in my pajamas and drink on my couch while not watching the ball drop. PGP.

“You think if I fake my death I can get out of paying back my loans?” PGP.

My Mom and my boyfriend are the only people that email me at work. PGP.

Got a clothing iron for Christmas. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is for my coworkers to stop talking about their kids. PGP.