My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

You would think getting a raise would mean I could quit my second job. PGP.

Still playing Flappy Bird. PGP.

My office is colder than how I feel inside. PGP.

It’s “bring your space heater to work” season. PGP.

Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.

The kief catcher on my grinder is the closest thing I have to a savings account. PGP.

My hair smelling like coconuts right now is the closest thing I’m getting to a vacation for a long time. PGP.

Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

Don’t even know why I own sunglasses. The only time I escape the four walls of this hell hole is when it’s dark. PGP.