Same spreadsheet, different day. PGP

My tuition costs were higher than my current salary. PGP.

How do I only own two pairs of jeans at this point in my life? PGP.

My parents were already married at my age.

Checking my alarms are set multiple times throughout the night so I’m not late to work. PGP.

Probably should have thrown some vodka in my OJ this morning

I go home on my lunch break just to smoke weed. PGP.

I can’t wait to get my tax return. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

My office spouse left me.