Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

You know you’ve been on your phone too long when your monitor goes to sleep. PGP

The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Game of Thrones ruining your already terrible Monday morning.

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee

I don’t get cranky before I’ve had my coffee, but I tell people I do so they won’t talk to me. PGP.

I don’t care about your kids.