Finding the acceptable volume for your Pandora to play at your desk without pissing off your co-workers.

I just spent an entire paycheck paying bills. PGP.

The woman behind me is flossing at her desk.

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

“I think I’m gonna make the switch from coffee to tea.” PGP

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP