Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

Too busy for a boyfriend. Too poor for a pet. PGP.

Ate lunch alone today. Happy birthday to me. PGP.

Is queso a food group? PGP.

I hate it here. PGP.

Couldn’t use a lot of my vacation days this year. Took off every Friday until 2015. PGPM.

Counting down the days until FebruAny at Subway. PGP.

Someone destroyed my secret bathroom before I even got into the office this morning. PGP.

Fell asleep in the bathroom again. PGP.

Button just popped off my pants. I’m giving a presentation in 20 minutes. My belt hides it, but I don’t know what will hide my shame. PGP.