Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.

There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

Thursdays are like getting blue balled by the weekend. PGP.

All passive aggression everything. PGP.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.

The guy without a college degree making twice as much as me. PGP.

I need to get new friends, but I won’t. PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.

Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.