I saw a coworker outside of work and walked to the complete other side of the parking lot to a random store just to avoid having to say hi. PGP.

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

Knowing you’re being catfished on Tinder and still playing along with it. PGP.

At what age do you get the courage to double flush? PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

I still hate it here. PGP.

The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.

Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.