Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

Getting offers for vacations you’ll never be able to afford

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

Taking a casual Friday approach to Thursday mornings #PGP

Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.