Delaying going to the bathroom because you have to pass through the break room and don’t want your coworkers to notice how long you take. PGP.

My office wife is also my actual wife. PGP

I broke down and cried tears of joy when my parents offered to pay for new brake pads.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.

Who is Meek Mill?

“We’re going to start making some changes here in the office…”

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

How the hell did I get this job?

The intern just offered me career advice