Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Pretending like doing coke on the weekend is against your values PGP

Coming in for a full day with nothing to do but attend a meeting scheduled for the last hour. PGP.

Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP.

Took 3 vacation days to work a second job.

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

“What are you doing for lunch today?” PGP.

The feeling of walking into an empty restroom. PGP

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.