The more I have to listen to my middle-age coworker complain about new technology in the office the more I understand the psyche of Patrick Bateman.PGP.

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

“You guys hear about Jared?”

I can’t get internet on my phone in any of the office’s bathrooms. PGP.

Your entire mood at the office being based on how long you’ve gone without caffeine. PGP

I took my adderall too late. PCP

The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.