The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

The strange sensation of doing something you enjoy. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

The most productive thing I did today was order American flag swim trunks for Labor Day. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. PGP.