Got to work today at 8 a.m. and didn’t get to check PGP until 10 a.m. PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

Strained my wrist at office beer pong. PGP.

Being the only single person at your brother’s wedding. PGP.

Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.

Relearning high school math for the GMAT. PGP.

I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.