Having more notifications on LinkedIn than Insta. PGP.

Your relationship eerily mirroring that of Todd and Girl’s. PGP.

The can of Febreze in the office bathroom ran dry three weeks ago and no one has replaced it yet. PGP.

Wanted to catch up on some sleep this weekend, woke up at 6 out of habit. PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

“I know you’re taking vacation today, but we need you to call in for this meeting?” PGP.

Erectile dysfunction ads on PGP. PGP.

The I’m-too-lazy-to-make-dinner PB&J. PGP.

Seeing your Uber charges from the weekend. PGP.

Had a dream I got fired but with an awesome severance package. PGP.