Margaritas are starting to give me really bad heartburn. PGP.

Can I unsubscribe from this email chain?

Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.

It’s Friday. Fuck it. PGP.

The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.

I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?